Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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