I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
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