What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
only if we run a train.
done.
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
I stumbled in at 6am to find my cat in the window making a noise I've never heard her make. When I went to the window there was a goat outside staring at us.
Are you sure? Or did you just think there was a goat?
No there was a goat. I gave it a donut.
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
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