I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
Randomize
