I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
Swine flu is the new snow day.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
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