Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
17 year olds will be the death of me.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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