i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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