Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
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