He is such a slut. More and more my type.
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
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