Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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