so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
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