THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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