First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
Dear god my vagina.
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