I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
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