thus making me awesome and them whores
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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