I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
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