nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
my phone is just a graveyard for last nights mistakes. at least it's giving me hints as to where i was though, i'm like carmen sandiego
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
This was my thought process as I drunkenly ran home: Whoa! I'm going so FAST! Why don't I run EVERYWHERE! ALL THE TIME! Then I peed in a bush and passed out on the ground.
So basically you were a dog.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
I currently don't understand fingers.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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