He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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