So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
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