as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
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