i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
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