I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
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