you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
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