im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
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