:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
Randomize
