Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
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