he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
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