arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
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