Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
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