yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
The air taste purple.
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