Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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