You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
if only i could text you this smell
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
Fuck you for setting me up with the guy from the Nickelback cover band
Payback for not stopping me from fucking the guy in the wookie costume
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
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