I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
Randomize
