is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
I just realized I use Twitter to keep of track of when I get drunk.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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