He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
I just referred to our excessive fireball consumption as a team building exercise and everyone in group text agreed.
We're not alcoholics, we're a god damn team.
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
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