i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
only you would photoshop your dick
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
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