Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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