So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
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