doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
Randomize
