My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
i need some magic done to my vagina
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
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