i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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