Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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