I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
Thanks for feeding me more tequila shots to prevent me from trying to fight her last night. Horrible logic? Yes, but you are the best friend ever
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
Randomize
