Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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