Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
I think people are normalizing furries
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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