what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
Today's psa: there are certain parts of your body you shouldn't scratch while wearing fake nails.
you just tore your cootch a new one, didn't you?
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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