ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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