Betty ford says i'm here all night
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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