You can't motorboat a personality
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
I think pants incapable of making pants work
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
I need water and some morals
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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