she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
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