shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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