I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
where am i from again
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
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