so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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