I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
There's even glitter on my cock...
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