Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
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